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“How troublesome.” A supposedly sleeping Shikamaru mumbled as he lay in the bending grass of his favorite field, the clouds swam lazily through the light blue sky, puffy cotton balls in pools of blue. Even though his eyes were closed, his chest moving up and down in an even movement, so that everything would point to him being asleep, HE was still talking to him, endlessly. “And so I was like, You bastard! You know? Because he just came over to me and insulted me, without me even doing anything to him! So I punched him. And then Sakura hit me! Saying that I shouldn’t be mean to her little Sasuke-kun! Even though she so s

1~ During a meeting, make strange noises. When the members look over at you, stop and look around like you're interested in the meeting place. 2~ Replace all their cloaks with frilly pink dresses. When they ask you where the cloaks went tell them you gave them to charity. 3~ Poor water on Zetsu's head, when he gets angry or asks you why tell him you think he looks like he needs a drink. 4~ Ask Sasori why he enjoys playing with dolls so much and when he tells you they're not dolls say "that isn't the excuse they gave.." and walk away. 5~ Pull on Deidara or Itachi's ponytail yelling "DING DONG!!" Then run away. 6~ Tell Hidan Jashin-sama ha